- Kermit the Frog: And now, we present, despite heart-rending appeals from Magicians' Union, that maladroit master of mangled mystification, Fozzie Bear!
- Doug Henning: [after almost sitting on top of Robin] What are you doing there?
- Robin the Frog: Oh, I'm just shaking and screaming. What would you do?
- Fozzie Bear: H-hey, c'mon, guys! Isn't there any way to stop this?
- Rabbit: There is, but, they don't teach us that in rabbit school.
- Rabbit: Th-th-th-th-that's all, Folks!
- [Waldorf uses the gavel to hit the rabbit's head as he and Statler laughs]