The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Paul Simon (1980)

Dave Goelz: Gonzo, Beauregard

Quotes 

• Gonzo : As long as I'm here, I'd like to donate my body to science.

  Rowlf the Dog : With your body, it would be donated to science fiction.

  Janice : To donate your body, don't you have to be dead?

  Gonzo : So what? I believe in re-incarnation.

  Miss Piggy : What would you come back as next time?

  Gonzo : How should I know? I don't even know what I am this time.

• Kermit the Frog : Gonzo, you're not going to sing are you? Why don't you do that act you rehearsed?

  Gonzo : What? Perform an underwater heart transplant on myself?

  Kermit the Frog : Sure, why not?

  Gonzo : I don't know. Last time I did it, I died!

• Gonzo : Oh no! You can't do this to me! Camilla, this is treason!

• Dr. Bob : Yes, I'm going to remove one of the patient's vital organs a great many times, whilst mentioning a Paul Simon song.

  Gonzo : Terrific! What's it called?

  Dr. Bob : Fifty Ways to Leave Your Liver.

• Gonzo : [singing]  For you, I'd wash my hair with stinky glue, I'd fry my legs and eat them too, I'd put a spider in my shoe, for you. That was the first verse. Would you like to hear the other 28?