- Kermit the Frog: [as Sinbad] Have I ever been accused of good taste, men?
- [all the other frogs shout no, no!]
- Sweetums: Aw, you're lucky I got no ketchup!
- Gonzo: [as Aladdin] Wow! What a terrific lamp. I'll be with a little polish, I can resell it for mucho dinero.
- Marty Feldman: [playing Scheherazade] Ah, well, there were supposed to be forty thieves, but, uh... Kermit told me that they had, uh... budget problems. They said that they spent all the money borrowing this costume from Bette Midler, you see.
- Kermit the Frog: [Kermit walks on stage] 'Scuse me, Marty. One of your thieves went home sick.
- Marty Feldman: Oh, terrific. Marvelous. Bloody wonderful. Alright, Ali Baba and the Three Thieves! They wouldn't dare do this to Liza Minnelli.