The Muppet Show (TV Series)

Shirley Bassey (1980)

Jim Henson: Kermit the Frog, Dr. Teeth, Muppet Newsman, Waldorf

Quotes 

• Kermit the Frog : Okay, on stage, dancing sacks, dancing sacks on stage please!

• The Great Gonzo : You have just witnessed the birth of a great new show business partnership! Gonzo and Buster!

  Kermit the Frog : Buster? The crab's name is...

  [realizing] 

  Kermit the Frog : ... of course it is.

• Statler : I bought gold back when it was cheap.

  Waldorf : Really? Where is it now?

  Statler : Ah!

  [opens his mouth; Waldorf looks inside and laughs]