Murder, She Wrote (TV Series)

The Fixer-Upper (1990)

Dean Butler: Howard Griffin

Quotes 

• Victoria Griffin : [on phone with Kevin]  But I told you, I'm seeing my husband's play tonight.

  Kevin Tarkington : Vicky, I'm very disappointed in you. I, uh... I thought you were much more flexible, if you know what I mean.

  Howard Griffin : [taking phone from Victoria]  This is Vicky's husband. If you ever come near her again, I will personally eliminate some of your favorite body parts, if you know what *I* mean!

• [last lines] 

  Howard Griffin : This advertising guy saw my performance in the workshop as the mushroom, and he liked it so much, he wants me to be the spokesperson for *all* his television commercials. I play a pineapple named Pepe.

  Victoria Griffin : But that's not acting. No real actor would play a talking pineapple. Two things just don't go together.

  Howard Griffin : It's a job. Well, what do you think, Jessica?

  Jessica Fletcher : Well, I think that Vicky's wrong. They go very well together.

  Victoria Griffin : What?

  Jessica Fletcher : Ham... and pineapple.