- Corky Sherwood: It's like you're initiating me into your sorority! Only I don't have to drink shampoo and do a nudie run through the quad.
- Murphy Brown: You know, I've lived in Washington a long time, and I've never seen it flung quite like this.
- Jim Dial: Last time I eat Indian food. I'm sticking to American - steaks, chops, and chocolate pudding. That's the kind of food I like. Kills you with volume, not temperature.