- Murphy Brown: There's no comparison between me and those people. They're arrogant, self-centered, and totally wrong.
- Eldin Bernecky: I see. And you are... ?
- Murphy Brown: Arrogant, self-centered, and totally right.
- Yvonne Bentley: [looking at a painting by Murphy's son] Monsieur Veré has a most playful and charming touch.
- Professor Willendorf: Charming? Yvonne, you can't be serious. This work belongs on a refrigerator.
- Eldin Bernecky: You know, this is the first time I've really observed you at work. You're kinda scary.