- Murphy Brown: I think this never would have happened to Joan Lunden or Katie Couric. They would have foreseen their baby's favorite food going out of stock, and bought enough of it to feed them into old age. Especially Couric - she hoards things like a demented squirrel.
- Murphy Brown: Can't find anything in this stupid market. Spices are next to cat food; pots and pans are with olive oil. I haven't seen this kind of organization since Clinton's transition team took over.
- Jim Dial: You have to learn how to listen to details - because the day will come when people will no longer tolerate the slipshod state of affairs that passes for acceptable. And then, by god, you will hear a collective cry of "enough!"
- Frank Fontana: Isn't she great, Murph? Her name's Michelle. She went to Catholic school, just like I did!
- Murphy Brown: Oh, great. Another person who feels guilty taking a shower without any clothes on.