My Family (TV Series)

'Tis Pity She's a Whore (2001)

Charlotte Palmer: Hooker

Quotes 

• [Ben tries to take another photo of his bench, but two hookers sit on it] 

  Hooker : Take us next!

  Hooker : Cheese!

  Hooker : Let's have a nice big flash!

  Ben Harper : What the hell? Sorry, sorry, sorry... What are you doing here?

  Hooker : Depends on how much money you've got!

  Ben Harper : What? Oh, no, no! I'm taking a picture of my bench! See - my bench? Er... Ben Harper? That's me!

  Hooker : Oh, you're the bloke who put the bench here! Sally, it's our mystery benefactor!

  Hooker : We don't get much of a chance to sit in our line of work!

  Ben Harper : Look, come on. Come on. Move out. There's going to be trouble.

  Hooker : This is our spot! We like it here! It's a good location right near the ice cream stand! Chubby men tip better!

  Ben Harper : Look, erm... How much is it going to cost me just to get you to move on for a while?

  Hooker : For an hour or for the whole night?

  Hooker : Are you just paying for her or the two of us?

  Ben Harper : Oh, fine!

  Hooker : [Spots a policeman coming up behind Ben]  Forget it!

  Ben Harper : Let's not haggle! Come on! Here's £50 for both of you for as long as it takes!

  Policeman : Aren't we the frisky one... grandad?