My Family (TV Series)

Death and Ben Take a Holiday (2001)

Abby Ford: Rita

Quotes 

• [Nick is trying to chat up the much-pierced hotel maid] 

  Nick : So what do you do?

  Rita : I work in a hotel.

  Nick : You work in a hotel, I stay in a hotel. We got a lot in common. How high up does that tattoo go?

  Rita : None of your business.

  Nick : Oh, well, it is actually, 'cause I'm a professional tattoo artist. I'm here for the tattoo convention.

  Rita : Oh yeah? So how come you don't have any tattoos?

  Nick : But I do. I just don't use ink. I'm just in it for the pain.

  Rita : All right! So you like a bit of S&M? B&D?

  Nick : Oh, S&M, B&D, Q, LMNOP, all the letters.