Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [Michael breaks the living room window with a bazooka] 

  Susan : What the hell was that?

  Michael : Um, if I said it was nothing, would you believe me?

  Susan : Michael!

  Michael : All right, it was for my science project... on organic foods.

  Susan : [spacing each word]  You fired a rocket through a window?

  Michael : Come on, Mum. Do you think I'm so stupid I'd launch a rocket through our living room window? It was a sausage.

  Susan : Michael, you could have killed someone!

  Michael : It was an organic sausage.

  Susan : That's it. You're grounded until further notice.

  Michael : Grounded?

  Susan : Michael, you could've taken someone's eye out.

  Michael : Don't be silly, it exploded before it hit anything.

  Susan : [Thinks]  Did Nick put you up to this?

  Michael : Actually, we had been planning to start up our own high-speed food delivery service.

  [Abi runs into the house] 

  Abi : You're not gonna believe this! I was getting off the bus, when it started raining sausage! I have prayed for this day.

  Michael : See? Our first satisfied customer.