Quotes
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Susan Harper : Will you miss me?
Ben Harper : Darling, how can I if you don't leave?
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[last lines]
Susan : What happened to my dress?
Ben : Yeah, Nick was wearing it when I was trying to strangle him in the pub. Well, I was a bit tense, you know, because Michael had taken all the doorknobs and held me captive. And then Abi burnt my foot in the... soup.
Susan : [long pause] You know, I think I prefer it when you lie.
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[first lines]
Ben : Come on, Susan, shouldn't you be on your way by now?
Susan : Just taking Janey a couple of leftovers from last night. Her favorite: kipper balls.
Ben : Aren't kipper balls the reason Janey left in the first place?
Susan : I know your just saying that so I'll leave them here for you.
Ben : No, I'm really not.
Susan : It's OK; kipper balls don't travel.
Ben : Oh, believe me they travelled well last night.
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Susan Harper : [On visiting Janey at her university] It'll be fun being back at university again. Protest marches, all-night parties, wild sex...
Ben Harper : What?
Susan Harper : Just seeing if you were listening.
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Susan Harper : Good afternoon.
Server : Hmmm.
Susan Harper : Minestrone soup? Looks delicious!
Server : It's vegetable lasagne.
Susan Harper : And what's that?
Server : Shepherd's pie.
Susan Harper : Are the potatoes locally grown?
Server : Hope not. This is Manchester.
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Susan Harper : You know, you don't have to feel hassled by a bunch of bourgeois students whose parents are picking up the bill.
Server : No, I'm feeling hassled by the pain in the arse in front of me!
