My Family (TV Series)

Much Ado About Ben (2000)

Pippa Haywood: Doreen

Quotes 

• Susan : Ben, this is Doreen. Doreen, my husband Ben.

  Ben Harper : Oh, hi.

  Doreen : Oh, you look a lot like my ex-husband. Same cruel mouth.

  Ben Harper : Oh, the fun starts here!

• Doreen : Call that a tree?

  Ben Harper : [Struggling to do the tree yoga pose]  What?

  Doreen : Come on! Raise those branches! Stiffen your trunk!

  Ben Harper : Yeah, that's what got me into this mess in the first place!

• Doreen : Down dog!

  Ben Harper : Up yours!

  Susan : Ben, down dog is a yoga position!

• Ben Harper : Ah! Couldn't keep away, could you?

  Doreen : Are you even trying to be a dog?

  Ben Harper : I don't know. Are you still trying to be a tree?

• Ben Harper : OK! I said I would give it a try, Susan, but actually I quit!

  Doreen : Oh, what a surprise! Another man not willing to commit!

  Ben Harper : Commit to what? To being miserable? I can do that quite happily on my own, thank you very much!