My Family (TV Series)
My Fair Charlady (2004)
Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper
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Quotes
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Ben Harper : I do my share of the cleaning!
Susan Harper : Oh? Oh? Like what?
Ben Harper : Last night, I told Michael to take out the rubbish!
Michael Harper : You did not!
Ben Harper : I shouldn't have to!
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Ben Harper : Anyone got the sport section?
Michael Harper : I've got it, dad.
Ben Harper : Anyone?
Michael Harper : I said it's here. I was just checking the football results.
Ben Harper : Football? You?
Michael Harper : Yes, me.
Ben Harper : Hahaha! Football?
Michael Harper : Look, I'm after this girl at school who's really into football. Thought I could impress her if I learnt a thing or two.
Ben Harper : Football?
Susan Harper : A girl?
Abi Harper : Impress?
Ben Harper : Did you hear that, Susan? My boy has finally taken an interest in football!
Susan Harper : Yes, I heard it. And I find it interesting that suddenly, Michael's become *your* boy!
Ben Harper : Yes, that's right! He's mine! Not yours, mine!
Michael Harper : Maybe we should just forget I said anything!
Ben Harper : Oh, I've waited for this moment! I prayed for it!
Michael Harper : I've got to go!
Ben Harper : Did you hear that, Susan? My boy has got to go!
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Anne : Hello, erm... I'm here about the cleaning position.
Michael Harper : [Thinks] You're hired.
Susan Harper : Michael, I'll handle this.
Michael Harper : Mum! Mum, please hire her! My room's filthy!
Susan Harper : So's your mind!
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Michael Harper : Dad, you taught me something special this week. Something that will stay with me for the rest of my life.
Ben Harper : [sighs and smiles]
Michael Harper : I hate football. It's primitive, dull, pathetic and cruel. And a feeble excuse for emotionally stunted middle-aged men to cry in public.
Ben Harper : [Sheds a tear]