My Family (TV Series)

Parisian Beauty (2001)

Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper

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Quotes 

• Nick : I've volunteered for a sleep deprivation project from someone at King's. Every day I don't sleep, they pay me £5. If I don't sleep for a year, I'd have made £1,825.

  Janey Harper : You know how ridiculous that sounds?

  Nick : No. I hear after three nights without sleep, you start seeing giant cockroaches crawling all over you.

  Michael : In your room, that happens after three minutes!

• Nick : Welcome to the Pleasuredome!

  [Michael runs for the door but Nick stops him] 

  Nick : You know, you never hang out in here anymore.

  Michael : I'm not off the antibiotics yet.

• [last lines] 

  Janey Harper : Merde! Qu'est que tu fous là, crétin! Vous m'emmerdez tous! Vous êtes des salauds et des cochons!

  Susan Harper : Well, at least she's improved her French.

  Ben Harper : Translation, Michael.

  Michael : Believe me, Dad, you don't want to know.