- [Uncle Martin mentions reading an artist's mind over 4,000 years ago]
- Tim O'Hara: I also thought you said you were only four-hundred-and-fifty years old.
- Uncle Martin: Four-hundred-and-fifty *Martian* years. Each year consisting of three-hundred weeks. Each week made up of eight-thousand, six-hundred-and-seventy-two days.
- Tim O'Hara: Must be murder when relatives drop in for a weekend.
- Uncle Martin: A man has to be pretty fast with a fork.