- [first lines]
- [the alarm clock goes off and George smashes it to bits]
- Janet: George!
- George: Sorry, Janet. Can't control my super-strength while I'm sleeping.
- Janet: Maybe we should switch sides.
- George: We can't. That's your side. It's traditional. Like the alarm going off at 7:49, and at 7:52 me making you a cup of tea, boiled by my thermo-breath to exactly one hundred degrees.
- Janet: Yes, and at 7:53 the roof of my mouth melting. George, do you think we're getting too routine and predictable?
- George: No, not at all. And I wish you wouldn't keep saying that every fifth Tuesday.
- Janet: We are; we're in a rut; we're boring.
- George: Actually, I feel a bit sorry for her. I mean, it's not hard to see why she's come. Poor girl.
- Janet: Poor girl!
- George: Yeah, you only have to look at her. Honestly, how is a girl who looks like that ever going to find a husband?
- Janet: George, here on Earth a girl who looks like that could get anyone's husband.
- George: Really? Even with those long shapely legs and those boring perfectly spherical breasts? What a ridiculous planet this is! I don't need legs and breasts, Janet; I've got you.
- Janet: Thanks very much!
- George: To Ultronians it's the purity of the mind and the goodness of the heart that dictates beauty, and that's why I love *you*, Janet.
- Janet: Oh, George.
- George: Plus you've a really lovely arse.
- Janet: George.
- George: Sorry. Earth standards rubbing off a bit there.
- [last lines]
- George: Janet, you never gave up hope, even when it looked like I was a lost cause.
- Janet: George, you're my favorite lost cause. Besides, I had a good teacher. Someone who never gives up himself, who faces impossible odds every day and overcomes them.
- George: Who? Your mother's aerobics instructor?
- Janet: No, you.