My Two Dads (TV Series)

Macho, Stupid Guy Time (1989)

Dick Butkus: Ed Klawicki

Quotes 

• Michael Taylor : [Michael is trying to get a date with a beautiful woman when Ed sits down beside him with a scorned look]  Yes?

  Ed Klawicki : [accusingly]  Don't 'yes' me, you tramp! Who is this woman?

  Michael Taylor : Wha... whatya mean? What?

  Ed Klawicki : I thought we had a commitment!

  Michael Taylor : [Ed's escorting him away]  What are you talking...?

  Ed Klawicki : [to the woman]  Love your hair.

  Joey Harris : [Michael realizes Joey put Ed up to it]  No rules!

• Ed Klawicki : [after seeing Michael throw a glass of water at Joey's pants]  Michael's got no scruples.

  Judge Margaret W. Wilbur : Joey's got wet scruples.