- Michael Taylor: [Michael is trying to get a date with a beautiful woman when Ed sits down beside him with a scorned look] Yes?
- Ed Klawicki: [accusingly] Don't 'yes' me, you tramp! Who is this woman?
- Michael Taylor: Wha... whatya mean? What?
- Ed Klawicki: I thought we had a commitment!
- Michael Taylor: [Ed's escorting him away] What are you talking...?
- Ed Klawicki: [to the woman] Love your hair.
- Joey Harris: [Michael realizes Joey put Ed up to it] No rules!
- Ed Klawicki: [after seeing Michael throw a glass of water at Joey's pants] Michael's got no scruples.
- Judge Margaret W. Wilbur: Joey's got wet scruples.