- Michael Kyle: [holding her hand on her forehead] You got a headache?
- [shows her eyebrows are gone]
- Michael Kyle: What happened to your eyebrows?
- Claire Kyle: I got a little carried away with the tweezers. How do I look?
- Michael Kyle: Surprised.
- Michael Kyle: Boys are going to lie. They're going to tell you anything to get you to do whatever they want. They'll even say they love you. But they don't love you. I love you.
- Claire Kyle: I love you too, Daddy.
- Michael Kyle: [Claire's holding her jacket shut] What're you wearing under that jacket?
- Claire Kyle: Nothing.
- Michael Kyle: That's what I'm afraid of, open it up.
- [Claire opens the jacket showing a tube top]
- Michael Kyle: There is no way you are leaving the house looking like that.
- Claire Kyle: Dad, it's just a tube top.
- Michael Kyle: No, it's just an excuse for boys to see your nippies.
- Claire Kyle: Mom said it's okay.
- Michael Kyle: Well we'll ask her that after you get home from school wearing your turtleneck.
- Michael Kyle: [Kady's speaking Spanish after being around the maid] Okay, la cucaracha, now let's switch back to English.
- Kady Kyle: Sí, Daddy.
- Michael Kyle: No, YES Daddy.
- Kady Kyle: [huffs] Okay, yes Daddy.
- Claire Kyle: This is what boys like.
- Michael Kyle: Forget about what boys like, what do you like? Don't live your life for anybody but yourself.
- Claire Kyle: That's before you took down my D'Angelo posters.
- Michael Kyle: The man was naked.
- Claire Kyle: And?
- Michael Kyle: He didn't have clothes on.
- Claire Kyle: Oh, okay