My Wife and Kids (TV Series)

The 'V' Story (2005)

Damon Wayans: Michael Kyle

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• Michael Kyle : [last lines, Michael didn't go through with the vasectomy and insisted Jay get her tubes tied, Jay comes out of the doctor's office]  I've changed my mind, I don't want you going through this procedure. It'll be easier for me to just have the vasectomy.

  Janet 'Jay' Kyle : It doesn't matter anymore.

  Michael Kyle : Why not?

  Janet 'Jay' Kyle : Because I'm pregnant.

• Michael Kyle : Why don't you just get your tubes tied?

  Janet 'Jay' Kyle : Because that is major surgery, this is just a little snip snip.

  Michael Kyle : There is no such thing as a little snip snip, that's like a little chop chop or a little stab stab, or a little kick kick to the groin.