- Michael Kyle: [after being busted for erasing Kady's first steps on tape, Michael pretends to cry in order to get Jay to soften up on him] This is what happened; I was watching the game and LeBron James had 35 points at the half and I recorded it... I didn't mean to! I've been guilty ever since! I can't eat, I can't sleep... I've been blacking out!
- Michael Kyle Jr.: Hey! What happened to all that "Never cry in front of your woman" stuff?
- Michael Kyle: [Still pretend sobbing] Do you want me to Black *You* Out?
- Michael Kyle Jr.: No.
- Michael Kyle: Then Support me!