Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Lost Continent (1990)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo

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• Joel : That was the nineteen-fifty-one classic "Lost Continent". Interestingly enough, EP Robert Lippert found that he could extend the length of his film by adding meaningless, poorly contrived and blocked walking sequences, or in the case of today's film, mind-numbingly excessive mountain-climbing scenes. He called the device "padding" and as you know, padding has become a staple of movies ever since. Now this.

  Tom Servo : Cesar Romero, whom many of you will recognize from the "Batman" TV series of the late sixties, and who was thought to be a spy, was originally to play the role that eventually went to Hugh Beaumont. Director Sam Newfield said, "Cesar just isn't bland enough." We'll be right back.

  Crow T. Robot : Uh, Director Newfeld, known nazi spy, cocaine fiend, and pyromaniac, used to amuse the cast and crew by doing terrible things to his dog with a fork. Uh, we'll be right back.

• Tom Servo : [As plane crashes]  Thank you for flying Northwest.

• Tom Servo : Brain the size of a walnut.

  Crow T. Robot : The dinosaur?

  Tom Servo : No, the director.

• Tom Servo : From the director that brought you that ealier stuff, more of the same!

• Tom Servo : Yes, oh yes, my spirit is snoring!

• Tom Servo : I see a dinosaur, but I hear an elephant.

• Tom Servo : Hey, does this movie have a continental breakfast?

  Crow T. Robot : No, they lost the continental breakfast.

• Tom Servo : I am not an animal! I am a rubber model!

• Crow T. Robot : Ever fly one of these before?

  Tom Servo : Nope.

  Crow T. Robot : Neither have I.

• Tom Servo : Uh, Bob, this is a plane, there is no upstairs.

• Tom Servo : This is the pilot, has anyone ever flown one of these before?

• Tom Servo : Uh, I think his accent has gotten thinner with the air!

• Tom Servo : Rock-climbing movies don't have this much rock-climbing in them!

• Crow T. Robot : Come on, God, why, why, why?

  [groans] 

  Tom Servo : This is-this is a madhouse, a madhouse!

  [groans] 

  Joel : Ugh, I never knew mountain time was so slow.

  Tom Servo : Please...

  Lt. Danny Wilson : Stay with me, baby.

  Crow T. Robot : Come on, "stay with me, baby", is that all you can say?

  [sobbing] 

  Tom Servo : Kill them all, kill them, please, kill them!

  [sobbing] 

  Joel : Come on, hey you guys, calm down. Hey, it's only a movie, we can handle it. Okay?