Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Lost Continent (1990)

Michael J. Nelson: Hugh Beaumont

Quotes 

• Hugh Beaumont : Hello boys.

  Joel : Hugh Beaumont?

  Hugh Beaumont : Oh come on, call me 'Dad'.

  Joel : Gee sir, I mean Dad, what are you doing here?

  Hugh Beaumont : Well you see boys, I'm one of the four horsemen of the apoclalyse and I come bearing a message of unholy death.

  Joel : Huh?

  Hugh Beaumont : That's right, I'm really going to give you the business, destroy you, your world, and all that you know. But first, a stern talking-to. You know, you shouldn't be so hard on that movie. A lot of people worked quite hard to bring that movie to you.

  Crow T. Robot : Gee, I guess we shouldn't be so quick to judge others then, huh.

  Hugh Beaumont : That's right, Crow.

  Crow T. Robot : He bought it, what a jerk!