An Evel Knievel looking space hero battles aliens from the planet Krankor in order to keep them from getting gas on Earth. Outside the theater, Crow and Tom play "Dog and Bear" until Mike intervenes when things get out of hand. Pearl pulls the Widowmaker over to let Prof. Bobo "go" but he's self-conscious about who sees him "going" so he climbs into a wormhole for privacy. Pearl decides to go after him despite Observer's objections to make sure that Prof. Bobo doesn't mess up the current time-line and she drags the SOL along with her, literally. The wormhole has unexpected effects on the Satellite though, such as knocking time off sync for everyone. It continues to have unforeseen effects by turning Mike into a puny little robot, a robot Crow and Tom find hilariously cute. It later sends them into a sylvan glen, which gives Tom hay fever. Finally out of the wormhole, the crew think everything is back to normal until Krankor visits the SOL and quickly wears out his welcome. Pearl and Observer search for Prof. Bobo only to find that they've ended up in Ancient Rome. It's obvious too that they're not welcome by everyone.
—Titus Yorick