Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Rocketship X-M (1990)

Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson

Quotes 

• Lisa Van Horn : [looking out porthole at Earth]  You know it's funny. One never thinks of the Earth that way, as a dying planet with nothing to give out but reflected light.

  Joel Robinson : Oh that is romantic. Think I'll go slit my wrists.

• TV's Frank : Welcome to Deep 13. would you like to try our smooth, creamy Thruster Buster?

  Joel Robinson : Where's Dr. Erhardt and Dr. Forrester?

  TV's Frank : I'm Frank. I'm new here. As for Dr. Forrester, he stepped out for a moment. As for Dr. Erhardt... he's missing.