- Det. Andy Sipowicz: You know what this is about? Huh? You wanna know what this is gonna be about?
- Det. Bobby Simone: What?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: These people worship *cows*. They, they let 'em live in the house, they'd starve to death before they'd eat him, ok?
- Det. Bobby Simone: Andy, what does that have to do with this DOA?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Because 200 years ago some bride wasn't a virgin and that cursed a whole family line, and now the moon is in Jupiter's asshole, and some great- great- great- great- grandson had to wreak vengeance, and that's what this is gonna be about.
- Det. Bobby Simone: So we now we got a theory to go on...
- [reading the victim's driver's license]
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Neera Muck... Muckup... You know, you'd think when these people migrate, they'd take pronounceable names.
- Det. Bobby Simone: Like Sipowicz?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: OK, wiseass. Go ahead. Say that name.
- Det. Bobby Simone: Mokapade... Mokoopadearye... I don't know, man.
- Evelyn Sekzer: [groans]
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Anybody hear a dog howl?
- Evelyn Sekzer: I don't find that especially funny.
- Det. Bobby Simone: Uh, what's your last name?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: [aside] Why don't you quit while you're ahead?
- Jatin Bhat: Bhat.
- Det. Bobby Simone: B-a-t?
- Jatin Bhat: B-*h*-a-t.
- [waits a beat]
- Jatin Bhat: The cat got out, they're going to be angry with me!
- Det. Bobby Simone: B-h-a-t, Bhat
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Cat - c-*h*-a-t
- Marv Eubanks: Your badge is melting man!
- Det. James Martinez: Very good!
- Det. Greg Medavoy: "Your badge is melting?"
- Det. James Martinez: Hey, funny guy, eh? Better living through pharmacy!
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: We'll talk to the kids some more, see if the mother was away a lot, but I don't think there was a boyfriend.
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: What are you basing that on?
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: On the fact that in India, these women throw themselves on their husband's funeral piles.
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: Still?
- Det. James Martinez: All right, try and sit still awhile, Marv... and try and get into a landing pattern, OK?
- Det. Bobby Simone: You know, I just shoulda kept my mouth shut about this backup deal.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: I try to teach you tact, I just can't get through.
- Det. Bobby Simone: At least we now know it was an Indian guy.
- Det. Andy Sipowicz: Now alls we got to figure out is what blood cult he belongs to.