NYPD Blue (TV Series)
Passing the Stone (2004)
Mark-Paul Gosselaar: Det. John Clark, Jr.
Quotes
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Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : I wasn't at morning prayers.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : When you went to see Steinman, was it on your own, or were others involved?
Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : I didn't go to see Steinman.
Det. John Clark, Jr. : We're going backwards, Tim.
Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : I went to have a massage for my bad back.
Det. John Clark, Jr. : And you didn't tell us this why?
[a moment as realization dawns on Andy]
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Because it was a spank-off joint?
Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : I have a bad back.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : You were getting your nuts off.
Det. John Clark, Jr. : Tim, cop to it and tell us how to confirm it or face a murder rap.
Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : The place is called Happy Time Massage. It's on 25th and 6th Avenue. The girl's name is Suzy. She'll know me, I'm a regular.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : So what exactly *is* the Koran's position on Muslims paying to get their balls oiled?
Kamal 'Tim Garrity' Muhammad : [on the verge of tears] The flesh is weak.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : No. The idiot is weak.