NYPD Blue (TV Series)
Simone Says (1994)
Dennis Franz: Det. Andy Sipowicz
Quotes
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[first lines]
Det. Bobby Simone : [Sipowicz arrives for work and looks at his new reading eyeglasses when Bobby Simone enters the locker room] Morning. How's it going?
[Sipowicz warily walks up to Simone to shake his hand in greeting him]
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Andy Sipowicz.
Det. Bobby Simone : Oh, Andy. Bobby Simone. Good to meet you.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Uh... yeah.
[Sipowicz walks out of the locker room and into the squad room where he sees Lt. Fancy arriving for work]
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Hey, Lieutenant. It's no good. It's not gonna work out. I just met this new guy.
Lt. Arthur Fancy : Simone?
Lt. Arthur Fancy : Yeah. It's not gonna work out.
Lt. Arthur Fancy : What happened?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Don't get me started. His attitude is all wrong. "How you doing?" That type of thing.
Lt. Arthur Fancy : He asked you how you are doing?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah. I can't... it's not going to work out.
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : Hey, how's it going?
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas : I was just seeing Abruzzo. Is that the new detective?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : [nods] Simone, what kind of name is that?
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas : First or last?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : If it was his first, he'd be a girl.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas : Last name... Simone, sounds French to me.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Yeah, maybe.
Det. Bobby Simone : [into a phone] Hey, I went through a lot of trouble getting that red cock. I don't want to argue with you! You tell Billy that he can't come around my place anymore with his blue-barred cock! Okay... thanks.
[Simone hangs up and sees everyone in the station looking at him]
Det. Bobby Simone : I breed birds. Racing pigeons.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas : [to Sipowicz] Tell him you keep fish.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Assistant D.A. Costas, this is Detective Simone.
Det. Bobby Simone : How do you do?
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas : How do you do.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : [to Simone] They gave you that address?
Det. Bobby Simone : Yeah, she's working Seventh Avenue.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas : [to Simone] Must be interesting raising pigeons.
Det. Bobby Simone : It's a lot of fun, gets you outdoors.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas : You guys and your hobbies.
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : Takes me 22 years to make second grade, this guy gets there shoving away squeegie-bums.