NYPD Blue (TV Series)
The Irvin Files (2000)
Dennis Franz: Det. Andy Sipowicz
Quotes
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[after Beller leaves the squad to go downstairs]
Det. Andy Sipowicz : You don't want to call the desk sergeant and have some cop toss this prick for his pills outside the station house?
Det. Danny Sorenson : Not to collar him?
Det. Andy Sipowicz : No, just to give him a farewell scare.
Det. Danny Sorenson : Yeah, we could do that, but it would be beneath us.
[Andy and Danny pause for a moment, look at each other, and go for their desk phones simultaneously]
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : Sorry you lost all your art.
Noel Beller : You might have commiserated with me by offering me some sort of beverage.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : You want a beverage?
Noel Beller : No, not now.
[Beller and Nicki leave the squad]
Det. Andy Sipowicz : How about a cup of Liquid Drano?
John Irvin : That wouldn't be the first toxic chemical he's ingested today.
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John Irvin : Detective, this is Mr. Beller.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : How's it going?
Noel Beller : [incredulous] How's it going?
Nicki Cameron : Mr. Beller's art collection was stolen.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : I know, it's my case.
Noel Beller : If it's your case, and you know that the collection's been stolen, why in heaven's name would you ask me, "how are things going?"
Det. Andy Sipowicz : Either of you has a gun, feel free to shoot me. I meant it like "hello."
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Det. Andy Sipowicz : [to Noel Beller] What would benefit you -- somebody smacking you in the back of the head for about six straight hours, but we got homes to go to.
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Derrick : The only situating you're going to be doing for me is calling me a lawyer.
Det. Andy Sipowicz : OK, you're a lawyer. But that's a step down from stealing art.