- [Fran is preparing for a screen test to be an on air editorial commentator]
- Bryant Gumbel: I'll tell you what we'll do. I will give you a topic off the top of my head, and you just run with it. OK?
- Fran Fine: No problemo.
- Bryant Gumbel: Good. Gene therapy.
- Fran Fine: [with a look of deep thought] Jean therapy.
- Stage Hand: Fran Fine test, in five, four three, two...
- Fran Fine: [to the camera] Hi. I'm Fran Fine. How are you. I'm here to do an editorial commentary on jean therapy. Well, if you want my opinion, I think that there is nothing more therapeutic than slipping into a pair of jeans that make your tush look hot and a pair of ooh-la-la tattoos.
- Sylvia Fine: Ma, when you told us that you were engaged, you neglected to tell us that he was black!
- Yetta Rosenberg: [to Sammy] You're black? No wonder.