- Fran Fine: [to the wedding coordinator] Now Dirk, I just wanted to tell you, ours is a mixed marriage. He's from drinkers, we're from eaters. Let's plan the menu accordingly.
- Niles: [C.C. has just had a nervous breakdown and is rendered insane; deadpanned] Finally, you have gone crackers.
- C.C. Babcock: [Fran has just had a casting idea that Maxwell Sheffield likes. C.C. is erratically jealous and threatened by this and tries unsuccessfully tries to dissuade him following through with Fran's idea] Maxwell, let me remind you are placing the future success of our new theatre productions into the hands of a woman who thinks "The Importance of Being Earnest" is the sequel to "Earnest *Scared Stupid*"!