The Nanny (TV Series)

Lamb Chop's on the Menu (1995)

Fran Drescher: Fran Fine

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Quotes 

• Lambchop : [about Maxwell]  Cute tush. I'd follow that to school everyday.

  Fran Fine : [aside to Niles]  You get the feeling Lamb Chop's fleece isn't as white as snow?

• Fran Fine : [Chester has Lamb Chop]  Val... don't make any sudden moves.

  Fran Fine : [diving at the dog]  CHESTER!

• Fran Fine : You know, if Lamb Chop had married Howdy Doody, her name would be Lamb Doody.

• Fran : Lamb Chop! I have been a fan of yours ever since I was a little girl.

  Lamb Chop : Ever since you were a...

  [chuckles] 

  Lamb Chop : That is UMpossible. I'm only six.

  Fran : Oh, come on. I remember I used to watch you in my black-and-white...

  Lamb Chop : I'm ONLY six.

  Fran : Oh, I get it. That's okay. My mother counts in lamb years, too!

• Maxwell Sheffield : [after discovering Chester ate Lamb Chop]  What do you want me to say, Miss Fine? I mean, my movie career is over before it even started.

  Fran Fine : Oh, Mr Sheffield, let's not be naysayers.

  Maxwell Sheffield : He ate the bloody star!

• Maxwell Sheffield : [Maxwell's holding up a shoe]  Did Chester leave you a little gift?

  Maxwell Sheffield : Shhhh. Ms. Fine. I think he meant for it to be a secret because he hid it UNDER MY DESK!

  Fran Fine : Well if I can scrape it out of your gym bag, you can certainly...

  Fran Fine : [notices his irritated and surprised expression]  Oh. Is that... picture crooked over there?

• Fran Fine : [hands Niles the soiled shoe]  Here you go, Niles. I'll get the door.

  Niles : So this means Mr. Sheffield is in his stocking feet. And I have yet to clean up Chester's other little deposit in the...

  Maxwell Sheffield : NILES!

  Niles : Hall.