The Nanny (TV Series)

Pishke Business (1994)

Wallace Shawn: Charles Haste

Quotes 

• Charles Haste : [proposing Fran, whom he thinks is C.C. that they finalize the deal together, without Maxwell Sheffield]  You said you're the brains and he is just a pretty face in a blazer.

  Fran Fine : [stunned]  I said that?

  C.C. Babcock : [hiding in the closet, turns to Maxwell, hiding with her]  I said you were pretty great, and a trailblazer.

  [laughs nervously] 

  C.C. Babcock : Darned cellphones!

• Charles Haste : [C.C.'s pounding on the bathroom door]  What's that?

  Fran Fine : Uh, the dog. We put her away because we didn't want her to ride your leg.

  Niles : Yes, we should really see about having her fixed.

• Charles Haste : Where do you open?

  Fran Fine : Ooh! I know that one... it's uh...

  Niles : Would you like some cream cheese, Miss Babcock?

  Fran Fine : We open in Kraft!

  Maxwell Sheffield : We open in Philly, Miss Fine... uh Miss Babcock, fine, Miss Babcock.

• Fran Fine : Did you bring the half a mill?

  Charles Haste : C.C., I've been thinking it over and I don't want to give you that much.

  Fran Fine : You don't?

  Charles Haste : No, I want to double it!

  [C.C. moans in the closet, Haste looks at Fran] 

  Fran Fine : Poltergeist! I got the apartment really cheap, but I can't watch TV.