The Nanny (TV Series)

Rash to Judgment (1998)

Renée Taylor: Sylvia Fine

Quotes 

• [Sylvia notices a mark on Fran's neck, which Sylvia mistakenly thinks is a hickey] 

  Fran Fine : [looking the mark on her neck in the mirror in horror]  What is that?

  Sylvia Fine : Enough already. You don't have to hide. You can have a hickey at your age. You can have osteoporosis at your age.

  Fran Fine : [looking down her own blouse in shock]  Oh my God, it goes all the way down my body.

  Sylvia Fine : [excitedly, still thinking it's a hickey]  Mazel Tov, darling!

• Grace Sheffield : Fran, I've been wearing a training bra for about three months now, and what exactly is that it trains them to do?

  Fran Fine : You know, honey, you really can't train 'em. Eventually, they'll just get older and go their separate ways.

  Sylvia Fine : Funny you should bring this up. Since I started my diet, I went down an entire cup size.

  Fran Fine : What cup size did you go down to, Ma? Stanley?

• Sylvia Fine : [after Fran tells Val that her mother taught her it's the man who does the courting]  Sweetheart, I didn't know what I was saying: it was the sixties, I was taking a lot of anti-acids.

• Dr. Frankie Cresitelli : [Explaining why Fran ballooned 4 sizes bigger]  This reaction happens sometimes with cortisone, prednisone... Toblerone!

  Sylvia Fine : Doctor, I have an enlarged daughter... DO SOMETHING!