- [Sylvia notices a mark on Fran's neck, which Sylvia mistakenly thinks is a hickey]
- Fran Fine: [looking the mark on her neck in the mirror in horror] What is that?
- Sylvia Fine: Enough already. You don't have to hide. You can have a hickey at your age. You can have osteoporosis at your age.
- Fran Fine: [looking down her own blouse in shock] Oh my God, it goes all the way down my body.
- Sylvia Fine: [excitedly, still thinking it's a hickey] Mazel Tov, darling!
- Grace Sheffield: Fran, I've been wearing a training bra for about three months now, and what exactly is that it trains them to do?
- Fran Fine: You know, honey, you really can't train 'em. Eventually, they'll just get older and go their separate ways.
- Sylvia Fine: Funny you should bring this up. Since I started my diet, I went down an entire cup size.
- Fran Fine: What cup size did you go down to, Ma? Stanley?
- Sylvia Fine: [after Fran tells Val that her mother taught her it's the man who does the courting] Sweetheart, I didn't know what I was saying: it was the sixties, I was taking a lot of anti-acids.
- Dr. Frankie Cresitelli: [Explaining why Fran ballooned 4 sizes bigger] This reaction happens sometimes with cortisone, prednisone... Toblerone!
- Sylvia Fine: Doctor, I have an enlarged daughter... DO SOMETHING!
- Fran Fine: How did you ever become a doctor? You couldn't even play Operation.
- Dr. Frankie Cresitelli: Just calm down. Real people are a lot bigger than that little cardboard guy.