The Nanny (TV Series)
The Cantor Show (1996)
Fran Drescher: Fran Fine
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Quotes
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Brighton Sheffield : [to Fran and Niles] Dad and I are going to go see the Padres play the Mets. OK, see you guys.
[Brighton leaves the room as Maxwell enters]
Maxwell Sheffield : [to Fran and Niles] All right, well Brighton and I are off to see Pagliacci at the Met.
[Maxwell leaves the room]
Fran Fine : Oh, isn't this funny how people just hear what they want to hear.
Niles : Yes, one of the pitfalls of a big house.
Fran Fine : [excitedly] When did Brad Pitt call the house?
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[first lines]
Fran Fine : [comes down stairs] Oh, Ni-les.
Niles : Hmm?
[Fran daintily turns]
Niles : Oooh, Friday night; dressed to kill...
[leans toward her slightly and lowers his voice]
Niles : going to temple to pray for a date?
Fran Fine : [demurely excited] Ma said they got a new cantor. And he's single and gorgeous. I'm hoping for a religious experience.
Niles : [lightly chuckles] Does anyone in your faith ever take a vow of celibacy?
Fran Fine : Just me.
[Niles smiles]
Fran Fine : But I decided that I'm taking Maggie and Gracie with me. I think that it's important that they learn how people of other religions pick up men.
Niles : [chuckles] Oh, by the way: The airline called; I'm afraid they can't locate your suitcase.
Fran Fine : Oh, it doesn't matter. That's why you never put anything important in the baggage that you check.
Niles : Well, it's automatically insured for $500.
Fran Fine : But stupid me had to put that $500 watch in there.
Niles : When did you get a $500 watch?
Fran Fine : Tomorrow.
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Grace Sheffield : [comes in with a babushka and dress] Okay, Fran; I'm ready for temple.
Fran Fine : [bends down] Honey, it's only Friday night services. We're not fleeing Anatevka.
[leads her out of the room; fade to credits]