The Nanny (TV Series)

The Cradle Robbers (1996)

Daniel Davis: Niles

Quotes 

• Niles : [walking into the kitchen, looking tired]  Oh, I just could not get out of bed this morning.

  Niles : [faking sympathy]  Oh...

  [back to usual Niles] 

  Niles : Some-one leave a big rock on your coffin again?

• Fran : - I'm glad you're here because I really need a woman to talk to.

  C.C. : [Niles is silent. C.C. turns to Niles]  Well, aren't you going to say anything?

  Niles : What? You mean because she said that, you thought I was going to say something about you not being a woman?

  [pause] 

  Niles : That is beneath me, sir.

• Niles : May I bring you a cold soda?

  C.C. : [after not sleeping all night]  Oh, okay, but make sure it's caffeine free.

  Niles : Of course!

  [takes a giant bottle of Coca-Cola out of the fridge and shakes it] 

• C.C. : [suffering from insomnia]  Niles, are you sure this coffee is decaf?

  Niles : [long pause, exaggerated voice]  Of course!

  [Fran looks at him in disbelief]