- Maxwell Sheffield: I assure you Miss Fine, I am not jealous.
- Fran Fine: Denial.
- Maxwell Sheffield: I am not in denial.
- Fran Fine: Denying denial.
- Yetta Rosenberg: [about seeing Dr. Miller pick his nose] What's your shrink trying to do - pick his own brains?
- Val Toriello: Why can't I lose weight? Maybe I should see a therapist to help me stop eating. You know, it's the only thing I haven't tried besides diet and exercising.
- Niles: [as C.C. walks in the room] Ooh, look at you. You look very sixties.
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [twirling to show off her outfit] It's Dolce and Gabbana.
- Niles: I was talking about your face.