The Nanny (TV Series)

The Party's Over (1995)

Daniel Davis: Niles

Quotes 

• Maxwell Sheffield : Niles, I'm beginning to think that hiring a door-to-door cosmetics salesgirl as a nanny was not my finest hour.

  Niles : Although, your skin has never looked more supple.

• Niles : Handcuffs, Miss Fine?

  Fran Fine : He was a cop. I was arrested last night!

  Niles : Really? I was a pirate. I had to walk the plank.

  Fran Fine : I'm serious. It was horrible! I had to spend the night in jail! Of course, I did meet a lovely girl named Sparkle Plenty. She charges twenty bucks to come to her party too.

  Niles : Why didn't you call?

  Fran Fine : Well, I did. I guess somebody was too busy shivering his timber!