- Insp. Harvey Leek: Oh, very little sleep last night, brother.
- Evan Cortez: Oh, why is that?
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Heidi came back to the place; wild animal sex all night long, barely got my cloths on and made it to work. I don't care though: what ever happens today, last night was so rivid.
- Evan Cortez: Harvey, I-I feel so used.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Used and abused, brother. How many women have I missed out on by not going to Pot Luck's?
- Evan Cortez: Harvey, so, ah, what did she want?
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Oh, the long and short of it buddy is that our one night together convinced her she's gay, thanks for asking.
- Joe Dominguez: Okay, Nash man, I got a brain teaser for you.
- Nash Bridges: What if my brain doesn't want to be teased?
- Joe Dominguez: Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you get this right you're a genius, okay? Four families live in a row of houses on the same street; Swiss, Canadian, German and Mexican. They each have one pet: a dog, a parakeet, a goldfish and a cat. But not necessarily in that order.
- Nash Bridges: Okay.
- Joe Dominguez: All right. Now the MExican family lives left to right between the Swiss and Canadian families, the parakeet and dog's families aren't German, the cat lives two houses away from the parakeet.
- Nash Bridges: Ah, you know I only have aboutr four hours of fuel left in this thing.
- Joe Dominguez: The Mexican family doesn't own the dog or the cat. The German's house is to the left of the Swiss' house.
- Nash Bridges: Ah, is there a question any time in the near future?
- Joe Dominguez: All right, here's the question: if the dog doesn't live on either end of the street, which family owns the goldfish?
- Nash Bridges: The Canadian family.
- Joe Dominguez: How'd you figure that out?
- [flipping to another page in the magazine]
- Nash Bridges: I used to live on that street.