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Quotes
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Jimmy Palmer : I'll bet Tony made some unseemly comment about these legs, didn't he?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Why would he do that, Mr. Palmer?
Jimmy Palmer : I just mean, uh, knowing Tony - They're fairly shapely legs, Doctor.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yes. Nobody had the bad taste to verbalize such a thought, until now.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [as they start to cross a stream] Here, let me give you a hand...
Officer Ziva David : No, no, no, no. It's lovely that chivalry is not dead, Doctor, but in the Army I swam three miles across the Red Sea after scaling rough cliffs without safety lines.
[cups Ducky's cheeks and taps him on the nose]
Officer Ziva David : I believe I can manage.
[She takes one step, slips with a yell and falls backwards, toppling herself, Ducky and their equipment into the stream with a great splash]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : How refreshing: an independent woman!
[They both laugh heartily]
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[Tony is mumbling around a dental cast in his mouth]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Hold still!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [subtitles] Cooon't yooo haaa uuuued my een-al ray-corss?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : This is far faster and more accurate than your x-rays.
[Ducky plucks out the cast]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not known for your bedside manner, are you there, Duck?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : You're just upset that I didn't have peppermint.