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Special Agent Timothy McGee : You know maybe you should expand the list, just to include people that just hate you.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Hate me? Nobody hates me.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Paula Cassidy.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Don't go there! People like me. I'm a nice guy!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What about the, ah, woman that posted your picture on the herpes-alert website?
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Officer Ziva David : [reading from a heavy reference book] For a Caucasian female, a factor of 2.90 is multiplied by the tibia length...
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [typing] Okay, autopsy report says tibia is 38.34 centimeters.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are you doing?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : We are calculating our Jane Doe's probable height and weight.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why didn't you ask me?
Officer Ziva David : [rolls her eyes] Tony, these are complex equations we're dealing with.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Whatever, she was, what... five-eight? So she's like 125, 126 pounds.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Okay, 111.186 for adipose. Density of musculature?
Officer Ziva David : Add 61.53.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : 172.72 centimeters for height...
Officer Ziva David : Ducky estimates 57.0 kilograms in weight.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Converting to imperial... and we're done.
[They look at the results]
Officer Ziva David : [in disbelief] She's five-foot-eight.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [in disbelief] One-twenty-five-and-a-half pounds.
[They both look at Tony, who shrugs modestly]