NCIS (TV Series)
Model Behavior (2005)
Pauley Perrette: Abby Sciuto
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Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : It's kinda fun. It reminds me of Bill Nye.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Who?
Abby Sciuto : Bill Nye, the Science Guy. Wacky scientist with a kid's show?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh, it's like Mr. Wizard.
Abby Sciuto : Who?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Never mind.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : I could not imagine a worse way to go.
Abby Sciuto : I could.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : She planted herself on a barbed wire fence. What could possibly be worse?
Abby Sciuto : My top three are: falling in a wood chipper, drowning in lava, and being eaten by a shark.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey, Abs, got some good news for you. i just talked to the director and your new assistant starts Monday.
Abby Sciuto : No, Gibbs! No. I can't go through that again. That-
[realizes Gibbs is joking]
Abby Sciuto : That is so not funny!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No?
Abby Sciuto : No.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It was to me, kind of.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't know what to say. Abby, these...
Abby Sciuto : Just say that you don't hate me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I could never hate you. I don't think anyone could hate you.
Abby Sciuto : Oh, you don't know Billy Bob.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You gave him black roses?
Abby Sciuto : No. I gave him two black eyes. He tried to run me over with a Harley Fat Boy when I was sleeping in the living room.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : A guy rode a motorcycle through your living room?
Abby Sciuto : Yeah. No. Well it was his living room. My Harley. Billy Bob had, um, intimacy issues.
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Abby Sciuto : [holding a vase of black roses] They're for you.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : They're really black. Really, really black.
Abby Sciuto : It's pretty cool, huh?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah.
[reads the card]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Get well soon?
Abby Sciuto : They didn't have a card that said "Sorry I almost sent you to prison" at the flower shop.
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Abby Sciuto : [handing him black roses] Don't forget to water them, or they'll die.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I thought they already were dead.
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Abby Sciuto : Two things I know. One, I like cream filling. And two, this was her last meal. I think we're looking at death by Klowny Kake.