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Ziva David : [referring to Tony] Is he always this juvenile?
Timothy McGee : Only on the days of the week ending with the word "day."
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Special Agent Ziva David : Just to be clear, are there any more of these "rules" I should be aware of?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : About fifty of them.
Special Agent Ziva David : [disbelieving chuckle] And I don't suppose they're written down anywhere that I could...?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No.
Special Agent Ziva David : [getting angry] Then how am I supposed to...?
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : My job is to teach them to you.
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Special Agent Ziva David : [on Gibbs] It takes him a while to warm up to people, huh?
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Want to know the secret about getting on his good side?
Special Agent Ziva David : Of course.
[Tony fishes his cell phone out of his soda, where Gibbs dropped it]
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Me, too.
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Timothy McGee : Okay, the dead guy downstairs who we thought was impersonating Petty Officer Jerry Smith is actually the real Petty Officer Jerry Smith. And the Jerry Smith Tony and Ziva talked to in Norfolk turns out to be the fake Jerry Smith, and it's confusing.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Kind of like "the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle"?
[no reaction]
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : "The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true"?
[again, no reaction]
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : "Court Jester"? Danny Kaye? Come on, guys. It's a classic.
[Gibbs thumps Tony on the forehead]
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Thank you, boss.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Who is he, McGee?
Timothy McGee : John Kirby. We lifted his prints from his desk at Norfolk.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : His empty desk. He didn't report for duty today.
Timothy McGee : He and Smith had overlapping tours at Jacksonville in '02. Kirby was discharged in '03.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Honorably.
Timothy McGee : Boss, these guys must have had this planned from the first day of Smith's new assignment.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You think so, McGee? I'm gonna need Kirby's
Timothy McGee : Address. He lives on West Little Creek. Been there about a year. And the warrant.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : DiNozzo, David, take a ride.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : You got it, boss.
Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Get a BOLO out on Kirby with the FBI, local, and state.
Timothy McGee : Already done, boss.
Special Agent Ziva David : "BOLO"?
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : "Be on the lookout."
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Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : It was called "The Transporter".
Timothy McGee : Didn't see it.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Cool British guy delivers illegal stuff for a price. Obviously what Smith was doing, and what Kirby was doing, then what you were doing, Probie - only badly.
Timothy McGee : Hey, I got the case, didn't I?
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : You're missing the point.
Timothy McGee : How could there possibly be a point?
Special Agent Ziva David : I think what Agent DiNozzo means is that The Transporter would have gotten the case, gotten the girl, and still have held on to his cappuccino.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Exactly!