Thomas Haden Church: Ned Dorsey

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• Eric 'Rico' Moyer : Uh, Stacey, Ned's got something to tell you.

  Stacey Colbert : What is it?

  Ned Dorsey : Stacey...

  Stacey Colbert : Yes, Ned.

  Ned Dorsey : GET OUT!

  Stacey Colbert : What?

  Ned Dorsey : I mean, I like pie.

• Ned Dorsey : Uh, hon, these don't taste like Family Goodness Biscuits.

  Wife : I tried a different brand tonight. Hope you don't mind.

  Ned Dorsey : Mind? Of course I mind damn it. I want Family Goodness Biscuits. Get out of here you wrong biscuit buying slut.