- Lyle Fletcher: Mr. Addams, what we have here is a clear case of reckless endangerment.
- Gomez Addams: Well... I can't take all the credit, Fester's the one you should be thanking.
- Wednesday Addams: Pugsley's not a witch.
- Morticia Addams: [thows a stack of clothes neatly into a cupboard] Well, darling, noone's perfect.
- Wednesday Addams: And he broke my dunking chair. After all the hours it took me into torturing him to build it for me.
- Morticia Addams: I'm sure he did it on purpose.
- Wednesday Addams: No, it was a total accident. And now he must pay.
- [sticks a needle into a doll resembling her brother]
- Morticia Addams: How sweet.
- Wednesday Addams: The book says I'm supposed to lower you into the water. If you are a witch, you won't drown.
- Pugsley Addams: But I'm not a witch.
- Wednesday Addams: I know.
- Gomez Addams: Wednesday? So this is where you've been hiding.
- Wednesday Addams: And where I'll shrivel up and die.