The New Addams Family (TV Series)
Christmas with the Addams Family (1998)
Michael Roberds: Uncle Fester
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Quotes
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Uncle Fester : Jeez, Gomez! Can't you tell the difference between Morticia and me?
Gomez Addams : I can now, and might I add: Vive la difference!
Uncle Fester : Now cut that out! And the French doesn't work with me, either.
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Wednesday Addams : Actually, I'm here because I'm concerned about Pugsley. He's losing is faith in Santa Claus, and now he won't come out of the dumbwaiter.
Uncle Fester : Well, I'm losing my faith too. Every time I ask for a scud missile, what do I get? Letters from the government.
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Uncle Fester : [after trying out Lurch as a living Christmas tree] What's shaking, Wednesday?
Wednesday Addams : Apparently, Lurch.