The New Addams Family (TV Series)

Fester Joins the Global Mercenaries (1999)

Michael Roberds: Uncle Fester

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Quotes 

• Uncle Fester : [to Grandmama]  Nobody ever has time for me. Gomez and Morticia are always busy with the kids, the kids are always wasting time with homework or whatever and you're always busy slaving over a steaming cauldron. I feel so unwanted.

  Granmama Addams : Oh, Fester, of course you're wanted.

  Uncle Fester : Really?

  Granmama Addams : Yes. Now beat it, I'm busy!

• Uncle Fester : Alone again, naturally.

• Uncle Fester : Wednesday, what are you doing out here while Pugsley inside, all safe and sound?

  Wednesday Addams : Sulking.

  Uncle Fester : Good girl.

• Uncle Fester : Piranhas? Torture, and a free lunch!