The New Addams Family (TV Series)

Morticia's Romance: Part 1 (1998)

Michael Roberds: Uncle Fester

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• Wednesday Addams : Mother, father, how did you meet?

  [Grandmama and Gomez both shudder] 

  Uncle Fester : Please, Wednesday, there are some things that a delicate child such as yourself are better off not knowing.

  Gomez Addams : Fester's right. Some things can scar a person for life.

  Wednesday Addams : But we've already been exposed to Must See TV, Barney and the Spice Girls.

  Pugsley Addams : Yeah, what could be worse than that?

  Granmama Addams : The children do have a point.

• Gomez : You know, Fester, Ophelia has a sister, we could make this a double wedding.

  Fester : Not me, I'm a bachelor for life. Besides, I promised the doctors at the assylum I'd never reproduce.

• Fester : Gomez, you almost cut my arm off back there. Better luck next time!